Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Bring Out the Heavy Equipment

This week it occurred to me how a funeral viewing can serve as the last visual someone has of a departed.  I know that in life I am not the most attractive person.  A birth defect left a facial scar.  My liver condition often results in blemishes and brown marks on my face.  My hair is genetically thin.  I mean, I'm not so bad as to scare small children but I'm not going to win any contests.  

Point being, I want people's last view of me to be spectacular.  

Attn: Future Mortician
Haul out the heavy equipment.   Bring your biggest air brush.  Get about 1,000 hair extensions.  
I want to look better in death than I ever did in life (but still recognizable).

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